May 2013
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
richardarmitge:
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
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after i had a breakdown about wanting to lose weight i turned on the tv to calm down only to find a commercial for diet pills
i hate everything
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
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cherrycaked:
there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
fuckoff-mondays:
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
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i am going to eat my meal plan and not purge tomorrow because food is good for you and i need calories to survive
im not some weird freak of nature that needs less calories than most people
i need 2000+ calories to keep my heart healthy and i will eat that much
so yeah…. thats the plan
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cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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i know every katy perry song by heart
yeah i know im amazing
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
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i just did the elliptical for 25 minutes and i wanted to do more BUT STOPPED MYSELF
a tiny bit proud of myself now
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
lettucefetish:
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
chickensandwich:
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
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