shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science
Don’t tell me what to do dad!
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
Disney Costume Changes (by Disney Style)
i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes
dude, why are you wearing a table.
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
more things that need to be more affordable:
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs